July 2010
1 post
May 2010
6 posts
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
UPON WATCHING THE THRILLING CONCLUSION TO "THE...
“The rocket’s going to explode because it’s SYMBOLIZES HIS PENIS!”
- T-Liang
January 2010
3 posts
Everyone's Favorite Packing Material
This is an email my dad sent me on Monday. My dad is Mr. Wikipedia, and once a week he sends me and email with interesting facts. This is just a silly one, but considering our affinity for packing supplies (and because no one has posted on here in a while), I just thought I’d share it. Enjoy :)
Welcome to Dad’s New York Minute, with your host: Dad. This episode: Bubble Wrap. ...
I miss Hares and Barrett - Anonymous
Santa doesn’t give gifts to Muslims
I miss Cliff :(
Also, Santa has brought me nothing. He is a facade created by corporations in our country representing commercialism and capitalism, and is a festering parasite on our morals and way of life. He is to be dealt with immediately.
-Anonymous (they’ll never know…)
December 2009
9 posts
“Our tumblr is basically ‘Overheard On Our Floor’.”
– Z
I miss Hares :(
-anonymous
in retrospect...
H: Man, 1992 was such a crappy year. Not one good thing happened in 1992.
W: um, the Power Rangers’ Movie?
Yet another reason finals suck
Red Queen: I was walking into the study lounge and my foot gave out!
Sista Jam: Wait, so you fell?
Red Queen: On the floor! And I dropped everything and everyone looked and I was like, "No, I'm okay!"
Z: Was Clark Kent there?
Red Queen: Yes!
Z: Well, at least he'll remember you now.
Baby It's Cold Outside is a creepy song
Z: "You can't date rape me because my sister and my mother and my father and my brother are waiting for me!"
Z: "Don't worry, I won't date rape you. Here, have this drink, I swear there aren't any roofies in it."
JAM: Oh my god.
Z: That's what the song is saying!
JAM: It's true love.
Z: Love means never having to ask, "Do you want to have sex?"
JAM: ...because you don't give them the option.
“P: Most fond of candy.”
maybe max brenner's wasn't a good idea
Woman: So I'm allergic to chocolate and milk.
Waiter: Wait, really?
November 2009
38 posts
BHC 11/23
Hey, y’all! (I need to stop hanging around SistaJAM)
There wasn’t a whole lot to talk about at BHC Monday night, but I didn’t get around to dragging you all out into the hall for everyone’s favorite 5 minutes of the week (me telling you what happened at BHC). So I will just post here the details of the events we discussed.
1. Art Gallery. On Wednesday, December 9 in the...
Giggity giggity
Giggity goo
-Q
Getting back to your dorm after class and telling...
Tommy: I was really tired in class today, but then I said something that lead the discussion and it was awesome. You’re not even listening to what I’m saying are you?
Chuckie: Yeah Yeah man I know what exactly what you’re saying. In my writing the essay class my professor compares writing to art and I know stuff about art so a lot of times I lead the discussion in class and most...
“Peter: anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the...”
Goddamn teachers
Have a niiiycee day
-Argentian teacher
“Nice.”
– everyone
Queensley: No, I can't sing.
Sista Jam: What if the Academy told you you could get an Oscar if you could just sing a song?
Queensley: I'd sit there and cry.
...
Sista Jam: Well, can you rap?
“You are love. Beyond the external.”
– Incense Hobo
10/12
= /: Big Red Dog Close The Door
Big Red Dog: I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said
= /: CLOSE THE DOOR! DID I STUDDER?!
Big Red Dog: Ok...
(Before Big Red Dog can turn towards the door)
= /: FINE! I'll do it! (Runs to the door and harshly bumps her shoulder into Big Red Dog. Slams it and then stomps back to where she was sitting)
Big Red Dog: (thinking) jeeze why is = / so uptight?
= /: (glares at Big Red Dog)
“I love New York. I hope to one side of you is a six foot tall Hispanic guy and...”
– Amanda Palmer
“What if he was named Kanye East?”
– 1.61803399
Ah, To Be Seven Again.
Card: Of course I remember something like that! How do you forget running full-force into a door?
Jewn: …By running full-force into a door.
“Google’s been getting way to lax with its interpretations of letters, in my...”
– Red Queen
NatSci
W: Where do red blood cells go when they die?
Jewn: ...To red blood cell heaven?
makin' it rain
White Queen: We should take T to a strip club for her birthday!
L: They would be like, "Why is an eight-year old here?"
Card: "You must be this high to have the stripper ride you."
BHC
Hey! So since not everyone can always make it to our Monday floor meetings to hear about what’s going on in and around Brittany, I thought that this would be a good place to post the minutes from BHC meetings and just as a reminder of what’s going on through out the week.
First of all: FLURRY! Tonight! Meet Cud in front of the Divine Nine elevators at 6:15 if you want to come with the...
“It must be a girl thing to use “whom” instead of “who.”
– The Economist and Friends
“You should ask [the soldiers] for paintball tips!”
– Cud
Z: It's just that you have wide eyes.
Economist: Are you calling me retarded? Like an alcohol baby?
“He’s an air hazard! He’s taking all our air!”
– Cud
“Double the pleasure, double the fun!”
– Alice and the White Queen
“Imagine being chased by a tribe of gingers…that’s the scariest thing...”
– 1.61803399
Yankees!
FLY YANKEES FLY! -H Everyone else…..WTF?
not quite the right title
T: Isn’t The Color Lavender about black people?
Z: Do you mean The Color Purple?
[…]
T: I had to jazz it up a little.