1. Getting back to your dorm after class and telling your roommates about it.

    Tommy: I was really tired in class today, but then I said something that lead the discussion and it was awesome. You’re not even listening to what I’m saying are you?

    Chuckie: Yeah Yeah man I know what exactly what you’re saying. In my writing the essay class my professor compares writing to art and I know stuff about art so a lot of times I lead the discussion in class and most of classmates are impressed by my involvement. Then they all start cheering and clapping, “CHUCKIE CHUCKIE CHUCKIE CHUCKIE CHUCKIE CHUCKIE!” and I raise my fist to the air and yell “yeah!” Gradually all my classmates and my teacher move in towards me and lift my chair up. The hottest girl in the class is also lifted up above the crowd. Next she rests her hands on the sides of my chair, her cleaving hanging out of her low-cut shirt, and tells me, “Chuckie you’re so smart. I want you.” I take her to my dorm and we begin making out before I can get to my door. So I swing my door open and she presses me to the wall continuing to kiss me while we take off our clothes. We take a few steps into the room and she jumps on my bed waiting for me. “Hold on. Hold on. Dont’ Worry I got it,” I say, balancing on one foot trying to take off my socks. My hands fumble only pulling the heel of my sock back, but never pulling it down off of my foot. I hop a few times to retain balance, but I know she’s enjoying the show. I try using the foot on foot technique, but I can’t get my toe to get under the sock on my other foot. Finally I just forget it, but she says that she is no longer in the mood. I go at her anyway, but I suddenly stop. “Ugh ah yeah that usually never happens ah damn.” I let out a deep sigh. She gets up off the bed, picking her clothes up off the floor. I continue sitting on my bed sighing as she prepares herself and finally leaves the room. So yeah! I know what you mean!

    Tommy: NICE!

    And if you’ve read all the way up to this point, DON’T DELETE THIS POST!

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