1. Baby It's Cold Outside is a creepy song

    • Z: "You can't date rape me because my sister and my mother and my father and my brother are waiting for me!"
    • Z: "Don't worry, I won't date rape you. Here, have this drink, I swear there aren't any roofies in it."
    • JAM: Oh my god.
    • Z: That's what the song is saying!
    • JAM: It's true love.
    • Z: Love means never having to ask, "Do you want to have sex?"
    • JAM: ...because you don't give them the option.
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